mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
chicken-nuggets-galore:

"Oh what color eyeshadow are you wearing?" "Uranus."
deathtouchxoxo:

Keep It Trippy
unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

cactus-princess:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I’m not even 11 anymore and that’s all I want